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Total Medals Earned: 145 (From 53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,995 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Locked Medal Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Locked Medal Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Locked Medal Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Locked Medal Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Locked Medal Meat is Murder 50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 2/13/10
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)

Armed Prophet

Locked Medal Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Locked Medal Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Locked Medal Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Locked Medal Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Locked Medal Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Locked Medal Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Locked Medal Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Locked Medal Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Locked Medal Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Locked Medal Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Locked Medal The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Locked Medal ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Locked Medal Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Locked Medal Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Locked Medal Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Locked Medal Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Babies Dream...

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/5/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/5/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION Unlocked 2/5/10
5 Points Find the incomplete area.
Locked Medal HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
Locked Medal FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Locked Medal JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER Unlocked 2/5/10
25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED Unlocked 2/5/10
25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Locked Medal THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
Locked Medal RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Locked Medal TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Locked Medal ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Locked Medal THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 5/13 (65/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Locked Medal Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.
Locked Medal Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Locked Medal Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Locked Medal Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy Unlocked 10/3/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Locked Medal Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Locked Medal Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Locked Medal Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Blasting Agent

Locked Medal Bazooka King 10 Points 90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
Dash Master Unlocked 4/1/10
10 Points 90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
Locked Medal Double Jumper 25 Points 100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
Locked Medal Space Captain 25 Points 90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
Locked Medal Bomb Gun 50 Points 100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
Locked Medal Ninja Power 50 Points 100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Locked Medal Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Locked Medal Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Locked Medal Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Locked Medal Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Locked Medal Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Locked Medal Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Locked Medal Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Locked Medal Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Locked Medal Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Locked Medal Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Locked Medal FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Locked Medal Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Locked Medal Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Locked Medal Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Locked Medal Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Locked Medal Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Locked Medal Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/500 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Locked Medal Patience 5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Locked Medal Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Locked Medal Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Locked Medal Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Locked Medal Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Locked Medal Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points Make a new friend!
Locked Medal Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Locked Medal The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
Locked Medal The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Locked Medal Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Locked Medal Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
Locked Medal A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Locked Medal Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Locked Medal Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Locked Medal Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Locked Medal Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/430 points)

Dragon Boy

Stone Flinger Unlocked 11/10/09
10 Points Slay Goliath
Locked Medal Big Foot 25 Points Find a rare item.
Locked Medal Enter the Dragon 50 Points Raise a full-grown dragon.
Locked Medal Merlin's Apprentice 50 Points Max our your magic abilities.
Locked Medal Dragon Lord 100 Points Defeat Hard Mode!
Locked Medal Dragon Master 100 Points Defeat the game!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/335 points)

Dynamic Systems

Fail a level Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points Failure doesn't stop me.
Level 5 Unlocked 8/17/09
10 Points Science 101 Student
Locked Medal Play a custom level 10 Points Systems Designer
Level 10 Unlocked 8/17/09
25 Points Hobby Engineer
Locked Medal Level 15 25 Points Galileo Galilei
Locked Medal Level 20 50 Points Isaac Newton Scholar
Locked Medal Level 25 50 Points Goldberg's Associate
Locked Medal Level 30 100 Points Rube Goldberg's Medal of Honor

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/275 points)